In honor of it being Ted’s birthday, I made a Sculpey Ted:
I bet your actual cake isn’t as sweet as the one I made!
By the way, as far as the background goes, don’t be hatin’ on my mad art skillz.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Ted!
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